Do you eat figs?
Ok, here’s one thing I just don’t get from Mark 11
12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.
Jesus is hungry – OK, we all get peckish at times, so I get that.
He sees a fig tree in leaf – well, it might have fruit, I don’t know as I’m no fig farmer.
Ah, He went to see if it had any fruit – clever boy that Jesus!
He finds nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Not the season! They didn’t grow that time of the year!
So, he curses the tree!
Jesus is like, Fuck you tree, don’t you see I’m bloody hungry? Gimme some fucking figs right now, or you’ll regret this day for fucking eternity!!!
And… the diciples heard it all!
Jesus, grumpy when peckish! Does this story tell us that “Jesus was human” (because all human curses trees who doesn’t bear fruit outside the season!), and that he’s “just like” us? I’ve never cursed a tree for not growing fruit when I’m hungry, have you?
Does the story tell us why figs are so awful? “Jesus didn’t like the tree, so now the figs taste like ash. Before Jesus cursed the tree they tasted like rum and coke!”
[joke] Do you know why only heathens eat figs? Because we don’t care if they’re cursed by Christ! [/joke]
Could anyone please tell me what this story is all about? Why is it in the Bible in the first place?